December 2010
It's still 6:20 here but happy New Year Followers,...
PLUS OMFG MY SISTER JUST BOUGHT ME A FUCKING COPIC SET. THIS NEED A FUCKING BRONZE MONUMENT. I WILL MAKE YOUR FUCKING CHRISTMAS PRESENT SO FUCKING GRAND. <3<3<3
Four Fucks were abused.
The awkward moment when you're talking to your...
LIKE A BOSS.
New Year, New Struggles, New Problems, New...
BRING IT ON!
WERE GONNA GO KARAOKE-ING
I like to sing.
While I blog:
While I “do my homework”: And while I shower: But I immediately stop singing when I hear someone coming into the house:
I got a crush on you
leilockheart:
When my crush approaches me this way:
I pretend to be calm:
And when he’s gone I look:
I’ll start texting my friends about what happened:
And my friends are happier than me:
I’ll end up like this inside my room while recalling what happened:
»I am guilty beyond reasonable doubt.
When I draw a person,
I draw one eye like this
and another one like this:
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE. ;U;
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Everyone is saying that it's the end of the year,...
Or just the start of another year to remember and regret X))
So sad being alone..
I’m not even chatting.. :/
Ah well.
Dear future boyfriend/girlfriend:
aaronvincible:
I hope you’re not a really good dancer, like a pro or something. I suck at dancing, but I like to dance, so we are going to go out dancing wether you want to or not.
I would look weird if you were over there breaking it down on the dance floor:
while I’m over there dancing like a weirdo:
So I’d prefer it if you weren’t good at dancing, so we can both be over there dancing...
So what if I like Yaoi and Gays?? DX
Stupid flamer.
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road ?
Plato: For the greater good.
Aristotle: To fulfill its nature on the other side.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Mishima: For the beauty of it. The chicken's extension of its sinuous legs sent shivers of a dark despair into the souls not only of the silently watching hens but also the roosters, who felt a sudden sexual desire for their exquisite comrade. The dark courage of the chicken was as beautiful as drops of dew upon jade at midnight, struck by a partial moon, its light filtered through clouds. One of the deeply aroused roosters could stand the intensity of the moment no more and bit off the head of the beautiful, courageous chicken-hero, whose wine blood was deliciously drunken by the road, and he died.
Camus: The chicken's mother had just died. But this did not really upset him, as any number of witnesses can attest. In fact, he crossed just because the sun got in his eyes.
Martin Luther King: I have a dream that one day chickens can cross the damn road without their motives being questioned.
You are the only one who can show people that you...
When slipping on heels.
cownosaur:
EXPECTATION:
REALITY:
AND PEOPLE WOULD REACT LIKE:
EXPECTATION:
REALITY:
My Head hurts.. OHMYGOSH Haven't even slept yet D:
holyfuckajesuscat asked: You remind me of myself so much. It's scary o_o
